Schlaum
schlaum~ to be in a constant state of relaxation after having experienced a sustained period of activity or stress. a verb originating from ireland to describe a individual who is restless due to the after effects of alcohol and is now seeking peace by relaxing in bed or on a couch while occasionally making loud droning noises to accentuate their current fragile state of mind.
wife: why don’t you clean out the car? its a mess. you’re lazy and i’m sick of it.
husband: please just leave me alone i’m dying of a hangover and i just want to schlaum.
wife. i’m leaving you.
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