schrödinger’s boyfriend
he’s both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.
girl: “i have a boyfriend!” – translation: i have schrödinger’s boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and i’ll like you anyway.
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