Scorbus
the couple made up of scorpius malfoy and albus potter. the purest same s-x romantic relationship created in modern literature, despite jk rowling claiming the two boys are heteros-xual.
“did you read harry potter and the cursed child”
“yeah, did you notice how gay scorbus was?”
“of course, everyone with a brain did”
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