scrambled egg

upon -j-c-l-t-ng on a woman’s br–sts or stomach, the gentleman proceeds to whisk the pool of s-m-n with his p-n-s. best results occur when both the woman and the p-n-s are kept in constant motion to help create smaller and softer curds.
after she received the scrambled egg treatment, she had to take a shower.
when a female is performing oral on a male’s junk, she places a vibrator at full blast in his scr-t- between his b-lls. as he aproaches -j-c-l-t–n she begins to vigorous move the device in a ‘scrambling’ motion.
“ohhhh man i heard jessica sucked your d-ck last night.”
“yes she most certainly did! she even pulled out her rabbit and gave me some scrambled eggs right before i came in her mouth!”
a human brain that has been destroyed by a psychopathic -ss-ssin. favorite snack for government employed trolls.
jared loughner made scrambled eggs for his troll friends, with gabrielle gifford’s brain.
in hockey when a player lays someone out so hard that the person who got hit doesn’t know where he is, can’t skate, can’t think, but still tries to go on with the game. as seen in the nhl when darcy tucker hit sami kapanen.
tom:wow he got bundled!
dave:that was way more than bundled, that’s scrambled eggs right there!
it’s when you are, like, banging a chick, right? and right as you’re about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! and then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they’re about done. then you, uh… then you eat them.
person 1: oh sh-t! last night i was bangin’ this chick and i gave her a scrambled eggs!!!

person 2: oh sh-t!!! true dat?

person 1: true dat!

person 2: word! how was that sheeit?

person 1: it was delicious.
when a woman is kicked in the crotch and suffers from m-ss egg confusion and damage as a result. many women have reported having malooly and/or re re children.
i kicked that hoebag and she got scrambled eggs.
boil a couple of eggs, peel them and have your girlfriend suck them into her meat taco. use your raging b-n-r and hammer the sh-t out of her for about 5 minutes. then proceed to eat your freshly made scrambled eggs.
honey, lets make some scrambled eggs.