Scrub Wheels
1) to play a girl until you get your s-xual satisfaction, and then dump her before she dumps you. this is only done to make your ex-girlfriend jealous, because you want her back.
if you have a boyfriend and at anytime during the relationship if either him or his friends say the word “scrub wheels”, then you know that its about you. before you do something that you will regret, dump him.
guy: im gunna go scrub wheels so get my ex back.
guy#2: bro. wtf?
guy: man i really want her back!
guy#2: you shouldnt have been such an -ss…
guy: well im gunna go scrub wheels, its fun and you get some good satisfaction 😉
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