Seaworld
tripping on dxm (dextramithorphane)
dude it took me 5 hours to get to seaworld the other day….i had a blast!!
while in the shower you grab the skin of your b-llsack at the very bottom and pull it up level with your c-ck. it will create a pocket and fill with water you can then do the trampoline and it will look like your c-ck is shamu and splash the water out just like at sea world.
i took her to sea world last night, i don’t think we’ll be speaking for awhile.
something that smells like seaworld
also see wideload
steven: dude rachel smells like seaworld
brandon: i know right
rachel: you guys are immature
after going to the bar, and getting sh-t faced. you find the fattest ugliest sl-t in the place. make sure that a bunch friend of yours have setup in your house with some cameras in a good hiding place (closet, bathroom, under the bed, etc.). take her home, even though its against all rights of man you engage in s-xual conduct. as you or her about to climax you through ice cold water on her and yell shamu. and your friend jump out and snap pictures as she floundering around cold water shock.
i gave this sl-t a sea world last night, and now i have water damage in my apartment.
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