Selachophobia


the fear of sharks. generally the victim is scared to even go near the ocean in fear of getting brutally mauled by a shark.
(barbara has selachophobia)

“hey joe! let’s watch the super bowl!”

“okay barbara!”

“oh, it’s halftime! look, it’s katy perry!”

“aaaahhhhhhh holy sh-t a shark!”
1 more definition
fear of sharks.
boy: hey, i really want to watch jaw-

girl: no! i have selachophobia

boy: what in the world is that.

girl: i have a fear of sharks.

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