self-goating
verb. a form of m-st-rb-t–n where a man uses his free hand to “pull” his b-lls back and sandwitches them between his legs, creating a “kinky pain” and extending the length of time before he shoots his load.
duck: do you guys ever squeeze yer b-lls between your legs when your w-nking?
ramsay: what?! like self-goating?
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