sermon
a boring-like speech given for an extended period of time by a so-called expert in his field for the sole purpose of teaching the audience a subject or valuable lesson.
sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please tread with caution.
examples include:
1. church sermons by a priest/pastor/preacher
2. commencement addresses at graduation ceremonies
3. parents to their children whenever they do something the parents used to do that they now feel is wrong
it is a complex oratorical form form with significant differences from religion to religion, denomination to denomination, region to region, and era to era.
wid one hand he sn-tched
the sun from its socket,
and the other he clapped across the moon.
(by e.c.l. adams 1876-1946 and published in 1928.)
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