sexgenda
a schedule outlining the s-x events for a period of time
i only had two hours, but we stuck to the s-xgenda and everyone left happy!
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1. combination of s-xy and exotic 2. different or amusing, put in s-xier terms man: terribly exotic woman: wonderfully exotic woman: and s-xy man: s-xotic woman: wow thats… man: perfect thats wat it is woman: s-xotically perfect
- Sex That Doesn't Stick
scientific: when a man inserts his p-n-s into a woman’s v-g-n-, and begin coitus. within minutes of insertion, both are tired and stop intercourse, realizing that rather then the intercourse taking hold it has slipped away. laymans terms: it is the opposite of s-x that sticks. it doesn’t take hold, or stay with you. ergo, […]
- Sexual facepalm
the regret you feel after sleeping with someone you really, really shouldn’t have. ‘s-xually it was crazy. that’s all i’ll say. it was like napalm, s-xual napalm. did you ever say, “i want to quit my life and just f–king snort you?”‘- john mayer on jessica simpson -s-xual facepalm- – jessica simpson
- Sexual Fatality
a combination of s-xual enhancing moves usually performed during or just before a climax. just before jill climaxed, jack chose the slap and twist as jill’s s-xual fatality. b-tch slap+t-tty twister= slap and twist. slap and twist= a s-xual fatality. mortal kombat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- sexual infrastructure
the overall financial, social, commercial, and (sometimes) medical systems that support your pursuit of, and engagement in s-xual activities. systems include, but are not limited to: atm machines (for emergency 2:00 am cash withdrawals), online hotel reservations, all-inclusive resorts, bottle service, taxis, your friend’s place (because let’s face it: yours is cr-ppy), and your mom. […]