sex

s-x is the act of a male sticking his erect p-n-s into a woman’s -sshole and p-ssing all over it!
may i please have s-x with you?

s-x keys
what kind of moron are you that you look up s-x in the urban dictionary?
looking up s-x??? seriously, get off now before i turn off the internet.
s-x is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!
dude 1: i looooooove math!
dude 2: no sh-t so do i dude!

math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): i thought they hated math…their always complaining about the homework…
other math geek: (nods in agreement)we’re the real math lovers.
a painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the b-m. lesbian “s-x” may be fun and all, but it aint real s-x unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel d-ld-.
time to have s-x, sally struthers!
where a man inserts his erect p-n-s into a woman’s v-g-n-. sometimes s-x can include the sucking of the p-n-s, oral s-x, in which the woman is sucking the mans p-n-s and the man is licking the woman’s v-g-n-, -n-l s-x, or hand jobs.
one night my girlfriend was home alone. i came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. she was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. she walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. “sharon..” i said, overcome with joy and pleasure. “don’t say a word.” she said with an angry tone in her voice. she immediately took off my pants and i felt a bit shocked. i couldn’t wait until we had some s-x. she licked my c-ck until i was hard and then she took off her thong. she was soaking wet. her v-g-n- was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. it was a dark brown color. her p-ssy was bright pink. she demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. i gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. at that point i just shoved her to the ground and slid my p-n-s into her p-ssy. “faster, faster! harder, haaarder!” she screamed. “oooooh! aaaaaaaah! don’t stop, steve!” just the sound of her voice made me f-cking h-rny. i threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. i went to the door with my d-ck hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. she had huge br–sts. this must have been the luckiest day of my life. she threw me on the floor and said “f-ck me!” i went in and out of her hairless p-ssy faster and harder than i could have f-cked anyone. “i have to join! i’m just too f-cking h-rny!” sharon screamed. the blonde, christine, demanded sharon to eat her out. “gladly!” sharon screamed. i was watching for a few minutes, pleasuring myself. i was f-cking sharon in the -ss, while sharon was eating christine out. this went on for about an hour, and by that time i needed some of christine. i f-cked her in the p-ssy until i had finally c-mmed. i gave them both facials and they swallowed all of my c-m. i was so happy. they were both soaking wet by the time i was through with them. it was the most fun i had ever had in my life.

that was from a website
this meaning varies for which side of the s-x you are on.

woman: to make sweet p-ssionate love to your soul mate. elevating each other’s bodily experiences to a new level.

man: what to do when your not watching sports.
woman: “let’s complete each other darling. i want to caress you with all my love.”

man: “let’s make f-cky”
the number 6 in swedish
vi har s-x rum och kök
(we have six rooms and kitchen)
s-x is a sensation.
driven by temptation.
a guy sticks his location
in a girls destination.
to increase the population.
for the next generation.
do you get my explanation?
or do you need a demonstration?
“s-x is a sensation”

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