samsung galaxy nexus smartphone
my s-xy nexy is so nice and and fast on the verizon lte network.
conjugation of shabbat shalom, greeting on the jewish sabbath, as coined by eric levine “shabbalom! come chill, hangout!”
the person who will act as an intercessor between you and g-d. he who will ask forgiveness from g-d on your behalf. friend 1: dude, lets rob that necklace from the store. friend 2: no! i am not gonna do this anymore. friend 1: why? we are having fun right? friend 2: have you ever […]
- 'tard patch
when you have s-x with a condom and all the yellow moisture you generate cakes on top of your pubic hair. the smell of the ‘tard patch is bitter and funny, just like mustard. it also becomes really mustardy if all the remains of your condom come out onto the hair. i have to take […]
- 'tard rock
short for r-t-rded rock new punk rock, the cr-ppy kind. guy 1- hey, what music does fall out boy play? guy 2- ‘tard rock.
- 'tard spiral
when tards p-ss ‘tarded information on to other tards, leading to a giant cl-sterf-ck. “did you hear that they’re giving away 30 day free trials of v–gr-?” “stfu, i just called and they’re not. the sales guy said they’ve been inundated with calls today because of this ‘tard spiral.”