shady face
used to describe a girl who looks hotter with sungl-sses on than they actually are.
“d-mn! that girl looked hot until she took her sungl-sses off. what a shady face.”
“i can’t tell tell if she’s pretty or not, her freakin’ shades are covering like 3/4’s of her freakin’ face!”
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