shared pants


when you’re budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse
john and mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster

Read Also:

  • gorgelious

    better than gorgeous.xxx my boyfriend is gorgelious! x

  • rectal clap

    when you are sucking in air thru your -ss to make a fart but you push out your muscles while holding your b-tthole open. it makes a clapping sound and makes a rancid smell. i was gonna b-tt suck but then i felt my b-tthole stay open so instead i just had some rectal claps.

  • scrandled

    the state of being high from smoking a potent dose marijuana. “d-mn kyle, that weed was good as h-ll. h-ll yeah pierre! i’m f-cking scrandled!”

  • fingerless fun

    the act of having s-x but not using any body parts. this can be achieved by imagining someone else having s-x with you (or vice versa), as you will feel as if someone (who does not exist) is an -n-l driller, ravaging your insides. chris: hey john, have you seen matthew recently? john: no, last […]

  • pooper scoopin

    b-ttf-cking an ice cream scoop did you see everette? he’s walking funny ever since he did that p–per scoopin!


Disclaimer: shared pants definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.