she likes it in her ear
this a nice way of saying a woman doesn’t like giving head because she turns her head every time a d-ck is in her face.
man, my girl don’t like giving head!
what?!
yeah man, she likes it in her ear. everytime i put my d-ck in her face she turns her head.
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