sherman’s classic shifter
ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car
first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his p-n-s is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.
megan gave her boyfriend the sherman’s cl-ssic shifter
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