shit-muffler
a device or appliance yet to be invented to ‘m-ffle’ the sound of your sh-t hitting the water and/or -ssociated/simultaneous farting.
“i could have used a sh-t-m-ffler this morning, that curry and 10 beers to wash it down i had last night really made things awkward at the handbasins as the airport toilets were bustling”
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