shit punch


(v) to punch someone or something with extreme fury. also can be used to describe a situation where one will suprise another with a punch in a sensitive area, thereby inflicting large amounts of pain. can also be used with kick, as in to sh-t kick another.
i’m going to sh-t punch you in the d-ck!
that dude behind john just sh-t punched him in the face!
the clentching of a fist, and thrusting it forwards into an opponents middle-to-left stomach area. the result is that the opponent will instantly drop all bowel contents.
“i’m bruce lee mother f-cker. hi..-ya….sh-tpunch”

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