Shotgun Sabre
quite a hard weapon to explain. this weapon consists of a sabre sword, covered with shotguns facing in many directions. there are different versions of this weapon, the most common consisting of 50 shotguns on the sabre blade, but the legendary shotgun sabre of holy fire (who thought of this name? who knows) contains 50,000 shotguns on a 200ft sabre, but somehow weighing the same as a new born cat. some people have stolen the name for a weapon which is a shotgun firing sabres, but thats just boring…
“i will use my shotgun sabre”
“you fool, no blade can peirce me!!!”
“no dumb-ss, your getting confused, ill be sending about 250,000 bullets into you!!!”
Read Also:
- the old sugar packet
1. to take two fingers, and firmly shove it through your friends clothes b-ttocks, towards the -n-s. background: in the 1920’s clevand area, theodore q. adams iii, sat on a sugar packet, while naked, the packet of sugar clung to his naked b-tt. later on, people would actually try to shove a sugar packet into […]
- The Orbit Theory
researched intensively at a mid-sized public university in 2003, the orbit theory was established to explain the symbiotic relationship of when a large, unattractive female -ssociates frequently with several highly attractive females or ‘bettys’. quite simply, the attractive females have someone to complain to about typical problems, i.e. “guys are -ssholes”, “i’m ragging hard today”, […]
- Bukkake Elf
someone who is full of stupidity and/or evil in bad ways; supreme evil elves!!!! you are such a bukkake elf. beware the bukkake elves… they are coming!
- My Dog Has Fleas
an easy way to remember the correct tuning of a standard ukelele. the 4th string is an a, 3rd is a d, 2nd is f# sharp, and the 1st is a b. when played one note at a time, you can remember the right tuning by singing the words “my dog has fleas.” “dallin, the […]
- if not, then flip her over and play in the mud.
a female is to young to have pubic hair so you should do her in the -ss. if somebody says “if there is gr-ss on the field play ball” but there is no gr-ss on the field a response is “if not, then flip her over and play in the mud.”