sinusitis
an irksome condition involving inflammation of the sinuses. it can be short term (i.e. temporary cold virus) or chronic. typically, you know that you have sinusitis when you wake up every day with sore red eyes, pressure in your face, a stuffed nose, postnasal drip, a headache, and an overall feeling like you’d been repeatedly punched in the face with a bag of sand by a stranger while you were sleeping.
“after dealing with chronic sinusitis for three years now, trying many treatments, and seeing it progressively worsen, i’m getting to the point where i’m ready to ask someone to take me out back and shoot me old yeller style.”
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