smittysmile
when you’re drunk and say something f-cked up about someone and find out they standing right behind and you just give them a smile like “what n-gg-“.
me: yo f-ck that dude he ain’t sh-t
that dude: oh f-ck me right
then you just look at them with a big f-ckin grin ….bam smittysmile
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