Snacker
noun. a varient of redneck: think matthew mcconaughey’s character in “dazed and confused.” the guy the underage kids ask to buy them cigarettes and beer, but instead of bringing back all the change, also gets a liter of mountain dew and a bag of cool ranch doritos. almost always seen wearing a mullet and driving an ’81 camero. will have zubaz pants in more remote areas.
“hey you get change for those cigarettes?”
“no…billy ray got some dew and doritos. that snacker.”
another name for marijuana.
“yo, mark! you got any snackers on you?” – mike
“h-lllllll yeah. let’s snacker it up in my bathroom!” – mark
a snacker is an obese persons second, or third chin.
wow, check out that guys snacker.
a person who is a fan or groupie of the band named “snack”.
“wow, there where a lot of snackers at the snack show last night!”
“i will always be a snacker… cause i’m a snack groupie for life!”
one who enjoys snacking on -ss
-ss snacker
large overweight, out of shape inviduals,
look at that snacker over there eating the french fries, he’s making his own gravy.
a cross between “snack” and “crackers”. most often will be used in drunken nights while going home hungry.
“robin, these heated seats sure feel good, but my drunk -ss could really go for for some snackers, right about now.”
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