sneeziure


noun – the state of affairs when one person sneezes repeatedly over the course of only a few seconds.
fred’s 17-sneezes-in-a-row sneeziures were always indicative that the new germ was going around.
the act of sneezing so violently, you look as though you are undergoing a seizure.
also related to a “snart attack” sneezing so violently, you feel as though your heart has stopped for a moment.
oh my god! i think i just had a sneeziure

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