soupmate
when a person is your soulmate, but they also share similar thoughts/ideas, feelings/emotions, and beliefs, etc. regarding soup, they also become your soupmate.
girl #1: hey you remember that guy i met last spring?
girl #2: sure, you guys h-t it off pretty well. you said he was your soulmate.
girl #1: yeah, well i found out last night that he loves soup as much as i do. both of us even share the same favorite kind: mushroom bisque! he even knows how to make five different kinds from scratch.
girl #2: oh my god, it’s like you two are soupmates!
one who completes another. aka soulmate.
soupmate
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