spaceboobs


contrary to popular belief, these are not br–sts that are ‘out of this world’, rather they are br–sts with a giant f-cking sp-ce between them.

see: jessica
“d-mn son, why’d you get banned?”

“cuz i said i was 16, f-cking sp-ceb–bs.”

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