Spanguish
(speyn-gwish)
-noun.
1. the feeling of disappointment, particularly following initial contentment or satisfaction, upon learning that a movie one loves is being shown on television, but has been dubbed in spanish.
-verb
1. the act of inflicting spanguish or suffering from spanguish.
origin: florida, 2010. from spanish, (españa) + german (angst) or english (anguish). alt. spelling, “spainguish”
n. i was excited to find rocky iv on television, but my elation gave way to bitter spanguish when i realized it was being shown in spanish.
v. jimmy was spanguished to learn die hard was in spanish and nothing else was on.
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