occurs after a night of drinking. when you’re not quite hungover -no vomiting, headache, or promises never to drink again- but you don’t feel like yourself.
often characterized by silly mistakes, dropping things, slight physical discomfort and lethargy.
-n-logous to a car making funny noises. it starts and drives, but it’s just not running right.
“i’ve been puking all morning! man, i’m never drinking vodka again… how are you feeling?”
“not too bad, just a little ‘spark knock'”
- Speed Turd
a small speed b-mp that you don’t have to slow down for. driver: speeding, going 55 in a 25. p-ssenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed b-mp! driver: hits it going full speed then says”oh thats just a speed t-rd”
term used by h-m-s-xual farmers before they attack straight farmers and either kill or keep them as s-x slaves; note that the phrase “no h-m-” is not needed because the cowboys in brokeback mountain set the standard, demolishing its need which brought on the regime of the gay armies and their battle cry “rape and […]
- Sperm Blanket
blanket on top of hotel/motel beds, this is the sheets with the j-zz, don’t touch it, or you will be spermified, jim-dude, whats that? harlem- man, thats the sperm blanket, jim-better take the couch
- Spew Slipper
waking up after a large night on the turps only to get out of bed and put your foot in the pile of vomit you don’t remember departing your body the night before. potentially worse when it departed someone else’s body. “how did you pull up?” “not as well as expected. my feet felt the […]
verb/noun: an insecure cowardly male who 1. manipulates women for drugs and/or s-x to compensate for the h-m-s-xual acts he engages in for money. 2. is good at imitating others’ lifestyles and past experiences to gain superficial social status. person a:”hey did you hear that guy adam stole that girl’s car to get dope and […]