Spelling Queen
an educated female who has an uncanny ability for correct and proper spelling of words in the english language. she uses her ability to act as a human dictionary and offers dictation for those less fortunate than she on correct spelling. however, her spelling dictation, at times, turns from dictation to dictatorship and she will (or wishes to) destroy anyone or anything that improperly spells a word. for this reason she has earned the t-tle of a queen.
person a writes: “an outrages amount of hair”
spelling queen: “it’s outrageous”
person a corrects sentence: “an outragous amount of hair”
spelling queen: “i said it is outrageous!!! off with his head!!!
a true spelling queen would be able to read through this definition and example and mock it for improper spelling found therein.
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