Spiritual Bowling


when a so called man of g-d lines his subjects up like bowling pins and throws his coat or waves his hand at them they all fall, fall down like bowling pins. (strike!!). claiming to be slain in the holy spirit.
the pastor invoked an altar call and 10 people came forward. he lined them up like bowling pins then after throwing his coat toward them they all fell down like a strike in bowling. this is spiritual bowling.

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