Split Condom
your worst living nightmare no matter who you are…
man: aww d-mn yeah b-tch wait im gonna c-m!!
-split condom-
man: aww sh-t man not again.
woman: ohh what was that?
man: … you might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it….
woman: your f-cking kidding me right?
after puttin it in the rong hole i heard a rippin noise. oh sh-t
cas “you were great”
charlie “your pregnant….”
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