spread ass


1. to cover or occupy in order to save for others, as in a booth at a restaurant.

2. to eat a large quant-ty in a small amount of time
1. the rest of our friends will be here soon. let’s spread -ss all over this booth until they get here.

2. you guys spread -ss on this pizza. it just arrived 5 minutes ago and there’s only one slice left.

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