Spunk-Lobbing
compet-tive masturbation
“if they are gonna allow climbing to be an olympic sport, then they may as well allow sp-nk-lobbing” – owen murphy
#sp-nk #lob #lobbing #sp-nk-lobbing #olympic #masturbation #whack off #fap #fapping #j-zz #compet-tion
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