State Beach Locals


a.k.a state beach losers. the original ones are okay but the new generation of “dirt squirrels” is embarresing. do nothing with their lives and contribute absolutely nothing to anything. they sit and smoke in a parking lot all day. posers to be poor. f-ck younger biddys because any normal mature girl knows to stay clear. some of them might have the talent to surf and skate. but the chance of making it anywhere in the real world is slim. their vocabulary consists of straight, trog, grohm, mark, mob, nug, and e-uuuuuu. dont waste your time on these piles.
rat 1: where we mobbing today
rat 2: r dub
rat 1: f-ck yeah grom sbls
state beach locals: f-ck offff squirrels

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