status attack
when you have more that 5 facebook statuses in less then 10 minutes. eventually blowing up everyone news feed and resulting in no friends.
dave: stop blowing up my news feed with you gay -ss statuses!
w-lly: sorry, i was having a status attack
a status attack is when another person posts on your facebook status, and procedes to attack you on your own status.
jonny: yo have you talked to simona, eric’s girlfriend, lately?
vinny: naw man, that b-tch status attacked me last week.
a status attack is const-tuted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons facebook status.
holy cr-p is my -ss sore from that status attack!
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