Steamrail
the females’s answer to the houdini:
in a steamy shower, the man holds onto the shower rail (or top of the gl-ss panel depending on the shower) and bends forward. the woman w-nks the man from behind.
the woman, unbeknownst to the man, then swaps places with a secondary man and slips out of the shower, under the cover of steam.
man #2 proceeds to w-nk off man #1 and himself.
the woman then wipes away the steam from the gl-ss (or pulls back the curtain) to reveal herself.
man #2 then f-cks man #1 in the -ss, or if you will, “rails” him.
i had such a good birthday surprise last night, my girlfriend got me a “steamrail” from that top knot guy from the bar.
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