Stupacide
to kill oneself by acting in a foolish or stupid manner. it happens everyday. stupidity can often lead to hilarious but tragic fatality. an accidental death brought about a careless or unthinking moment. survival of the fittest. population control. a complete lack of common sense or disregard for self preservation resulting in death. some people are so dumb it really does kill them.
heather: another death by stupacide. “my boyfriend mark was once a chemist, but now he is no more. what he thought was h2o (water), was really h2so4 (sulfuric acid). mark burned his insides out. ouch!”
mark: “d-mn, you shouldn’t eat or drink in the lab. the b-tch was right again”
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