Stupid hurts
the universal law of natural consequences. especially pertains to those whose brains are brand new (children), inebriated adults and r-t-rds.
you admonish your children stating that manically jumping up and down on the bed whilst foaming at the mouth is not a good idea but they won’t listen. child eventually flies off bed, proceeds to headb-tt the adjacent wall, smashes to the floor winded with a tooth missing. an extended moral lecture is not required just the wry exclamative “stupid hurts!”
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