Suicide Girls Academy of Style
when you see a girl walking around with seven ponytails, each one in a different completely unnatural colour, standard-issue piercings in all the standard-issue places, and standard-issue tattoos all over the place … in an outfit of that special over-the-top gothic style that marks someone who’s trying way too hard … and who has obviously sunk many hours of time, many thousands of dollars, and her future prospects for a career outside the s-x industry into looking like a bizarre species of camwh-r-, odds are she holds a diploma from this fine inst-tution.
wow! another proud graduate of the suicide girls academy of style!” “sh-t, doesn’t she know that even the suicide girls don’t wear that cr-p on the street?
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