Surprise Trombone Buttsex
surprise trombone b-tts-x
where trombones yell surprise b-tts-x and bang their bells together so that the noise echos in the room. before engaging in trombone b-tts-x it is encouraged to lube your self up with cream, slide-o-mix, water, or all of the above.
usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.
it doesn’t have to be with the br-ss trombones, because trombone is also a code word for b-n-r. it is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in surprise b-tts-x.
just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry b-tts-x without lube.
lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.
h-rny man 1: what s-x?
h-rny group: b-tt s-x!
h-rny man 1: what s-x?
h-rny group: b-tt s-x!
together: surpise trombone b-tts-x!
(then procede to engage in b-tts-x or trombone b-tts-x)
h-rny man 1: hey
girl 1: hey
h-rny man 1: surprise trombone b-tts-x!
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