Swaghetti


a food eaten by those with lots of swag. it is often accompanied by swagu.
regular guy, “i had some good cereal for breakfast this morning.”

swag guy, “i had swaghetti.”
pasta that is high in swagginess. you should only order this if you have extreme swag.
nee! this pasta is total cr-pola! eh? get me some swaghetti you jerk b-st-rdo!

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