Swagology
the study of looking fly and staying fresh. often schooled by a swagologist, keeping his students looking good and getting laid.
“dude, what do i gotta do to get girls to notice me?”
“yo brah, you best sign up for swagology 101. your swag needs some work..”
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the study of a. loot, and b. and/or booty. (the booty referring to pirates’ loot, not your rump).
my friend bob dylan is studying swagology at a 4-year university named pirateu: “the different types of swag are as varied and myriad as the pirates themselves.”
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