T.D. unit
the t.d. unit is a new unit to enter the si system of units. the t.d., otherwise known as the toan-dang, is a way of measuring stink/pong levels of someone or something.
a t.d. unit gives you a way of measuring odours. 0 t.d.’s indicates a neutral atmosphere, where as the definition of 1 t.d. is the peak of one’s body odour. 2 t.d.’s would be twice as worse and so on. 4 t.d.’s is critically bad where 5 t.d.’s is death.
the t.d. unit is a standard measurement for smell intensity. the acronym was chosen to be t.d. as its not commonly known as anything else. the measure has typical values from 1 to 5, 1 being a mild stink and 5 a ghastly stench. on the odd occasion a 6 can be recorded but this is often -ssociated with asphyxiation, leading ultimatley to death.
bob: hey man keep away from that guy his rocking like 5 t.d. units!
jim: nah man i can handle it………holy sh-t he stinks!!!!!!!!!! i can’t breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bob: dude it must be a 6 then, better get you to a hospital.
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