tangled slinky
the painful occurance when a guy gets his p-n-s gets caught in his zipper.
i was trying to put on my pants and totally got a tangled slinky.
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can be found as a card in cards against humanity. better know as james bonds crotch when he is old.
before i kill you james bond, i must see your tangled slinky.
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