tearrible is a polite way of saying a woman looks acceptable enough to penetrate with your salami plier. a tearrible woman is one that you want to have s-x with and fill up with a cold cut crane. tear refers to the fact that your goal at least animalistically is to tear up her v-g-n-l wall. tearrible is acceptable to use because it doesn’t sound s-xual at all and can be used to describe women in public without suspicion.
guy: holy mackerel, that healthy and hearty cutey is extremely hot.
random woman overhearing him: uhum, excuse me. that is really derogatory. don’t speak that way.
guy: excuse me madame. she’s tearrible.
same woman: that’s better.
- that's a you problem
“that’s a you problem” means that you are talking to someone about your problems and they a. cant relate b. don’t know of anyone or anything with that problem or c. don’t care about your problems jessica: my boyfriend broke up with me and i just don’t understand!!!! when i told him to stay he […]
- the drain team
a team of gay men that get together for s-x and drain each others b-lls. i’ve been looking for two nice men to take care of my blue b-lls. i guess it’s time to hit the internet and call up the drain team!
- the leaking taco
when you are c-mming, and it leaks out of your p-n-s like sour cream out of a taco. “did you like your when i leaked out on u i mean the leaking taco, babe.”
- the nathan touch
an incurable social disease which leads to small d-ck syndrome “omg i just got the nathan touch i’am socially dead”
- the thanksgiving slasher
when you m-st-rb-t- into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner. joe: bro i gotta finish real quick. tyler: alright finish in the turkey so we can have the thanksgiving slasher for dinner. joe: right on bro!