Testified
when your t-st-cl-s are being touched
“dude my grandma just testified me!”
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- Testochle
testochle is the new slang term for t-st-cl-s. replaces the old joke of the famous male writer “t-st-cl-es” burt bacarach has only one testochle
- Texas Hammer Stick
when you are having s-x with a girl and right before you c-m you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your d-ck causing her to become unconscious. kyle: “so jake, how did your night go?” jake: “great i gave her the texas hammer stick.”
- Texas Wiggly Smack
the fine art of shaving your b-lls, letting the hair grow back just a little (typically a day or two) and then smacking someone in the face with your b-lls and then dragging them across the victims face. the texas wiggly smack is best done while the victim is awake for maximum effect
- text contact
a hypothetical situation in which contact is made with someone or something improbable (e.g. aliens) through text message via cell phone. i can’t believe the way we make contact with alien life is by text contact.” fred said as he paced the room, “by a tween from new jersey no less.”
- texticle messaging
the act of a person with t-st-cl-s texting another person with t-st-cl-s are you really still texticle messaging? you’re such a f-ggot.