a wrinkly old s-xoholic grandma who wants to be humped all day long,smells like cat urie and can barely walk
dude! look at this scik teta seham, she wants a piece of me :s
that teta seham had a wild party last night, she even broke her hips!
- Texas Chilli Bowl
it is a cruel an inexplicably twisted method of torture or violence of a s-xual nature. it is performed with the following elements: 1: tabasco sauce 2: telephone 3: and..the -n-s this method is thought to have originated from texas due to the food used. “this man ratted out some rapist..and 3 years later he […]
- Texas Fellowship
rejuvenating weekend of cooking bbq at the fair, best buds, good suds, decadent shaved ice, ufc on a big tv, some great dogs who think they are tough, surrogate moms and to-be moms, and one noxious skunk who couldn’t stop the good times. thought about seeing a doctor to get on meds for my depression, […]
- Texas Shoe-horn
the act of forcing ones foot into their own underwear i got toby in a tight texas shoe-horn and he had to rip his underwear to break free.
when an individual is typing a text message and inserts a facial expression text, while simultaneously making the facial expression themselves. steve texts, “we ran out of milk and now i cant have it with my cookies 🙁 ” while texting, steve is actually making a sad facial expression. the act of steve texting a […]
- text 4 sex
it means you txt a person only when you want s-x “i only talk her when i text 4 s-x”