texas muzzleloader
when a guy and girl are having -n-l s-x while the man is chewing tabacco, before the guy c-ms he pulls his d-ck out and puts the tabacco on his d-ck then reinserts it into her -ss.
last night was crazy, this girl let me give her a texas muzzleloader.
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