Textress
dirty texting someone other than your significant other/spouse.
“my textress and i have been secretly dirty texting each other for months now.”
someone who uses trickery or bait in order to transform a non texter into one who sends text messages.
after paul met mary, he went from being a non texter to a texter. mary is such a textress.
a text-mistress. a woman aiding a man (or woman) in the act of cheating on his wife or girlfriend strictly through text messaging.
i searched his phone and discovered that he has a textress, whom he texts every night!
noun: a woman so into her texting that she doesn’t see objects like fountains in front of her.
this is a hilarious video of a textress falling into a fountain at the berkshire mall!!
mary: did you see that textress fall in the fountain at the mall? and she works there!
me: i doubt that fountain was installed since the last time she walked through there.
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