The 70’s House
one more reason that mtv needs to be shot down. 12 “unsuspecting” kids being brought into a bullsh-t stereotype “70’s style” abode. not everyone wore short shorts, polyester, brown plaid, or listened to disco.
dipsh-ts! ever hear of kiss, led zeppelin, van halen, cream, or judas priest? they ain’t disco. why don’t you have the contestants dance to “detroit rock city” or “you really got me” instead of “the hustle”? g-d, mtv. i shall kill you in your sleep.
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