The aching drought
the act of receiving head and having your girlfriend swallow, then waiting just until the d-ck is no longer hypersensitive and just starts sucking on the flaccid c-ck until it is once again hard and then again sucks to completion and swallows
the process is repeated until a) no more c-m can be drained b) aching of b-lls prohibits further acts
oh sweet jesus my b-lls had where having the aching drought last night.
best birthday present ever mind!
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